This definitely sounds about right, proportionally, but I was fairly sure I had a higher probability of going to Hell.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ALL!

p e r v e r t

I was just looking around on my boss' hard drive for the serial numbers to a PE review course I borrowed from him on CD - another acquaintance is hoping to borrow a copy of the one I borrowed...you know what I mean here...but I digress.  The point of this was what I accidently found on his c drive.

young_teen_cum_swallower.avi

You know what else?  She didn't really look all that young.  I'd say she hadn't authentically pulled off the young_teen part for a dozen years or so.  As for the rest of it, there is apparently some truth in advertising.

...P.E., D.A.D.

Well, its been approximately 6 months since the last post, so I'm right on schedule.  I'm actually a day ahead, but if this was leap year, I'd be dead-on.

What's new?  I'm a Professional Engineer now.  I mean, I've been a professional engineer for years, but I went ahead and made it official by taking my licensure exam.  It was harder than I thought it'd be, but as usual I was smarter than I think I am.  Standardized tests are my gift, and I am inordinately thankful for such a truly meaningless life skill.  So, I can now add P.E. to the other string of letters that waddle like ducks in a row behind my real name.

I have another new set of letters to tack on there too - D.A.D.  The little fucker is 5 months old as of yesterday.  The only real significance to be found waddling along behind me.  I was an hour late for work this morning, because he woke up and smiled at me.  Suddenly, nothing else could challenge the importance of that brief bask in the sunshine of his little smile.  I got a dirty look from the boss, but who cares? 

I suppose I'll be the boss soon enough.  Go me.  (You guys didn't think I sat 8 hours and took that stupid test for shits and giggles, did ya?)   

w h y a r e y o u h e r e ?

I see here I am considerably behind my biannual posting schedule.  Actually, there are posts here, but you can't see them.  That's my story, and I'm likely to be back here in several months to stick to it.

I still get an occasional stopper-by who is led here in search of the Donnie Darko experience.  Those guys are sorely dissappointed when they get here and don't see a picture of a guy in a rabbit costume.

I suppose I will try to express this, for those people's sake.  This is not a movie fan site.  I identify with the Darko character mostly because I am a twerp.

I don't look like Jake Gyllenhaal or however you spell it.  I did go to high school in the 80's, and I do look good in blue oxford, though.

I don't travel through time.  Not unless you count remembering.

I can't afford professional mental health care, but I do masturbate when I think about Kelly Bundy.

I have never told anyone to go suck a fuck.  I admit that I did once tell a teacher to shove an assignment, not a textbook, up his ass...but that was in college.

I have never been threatened by a falling jet engine.  I have been threatened by a dipshit with a Billy Ray Cyrus mullet, though.

I have never burned down the home of a child rapist.  I admit I have that on my long-term goals list, but the only living child rapist I am personally aware of rents a crappy trailer.  When he gets his own home I will think about it, but in real life pedophilia doesn't pay as well as it does in the movies.

In one minor respect, I am very much like my celluloid namesake.  I tend to laugh inappropriately.  Other than that, I am just a wannabe.